Friday, August 31, 2012

shit I bought instead of paying rent (& that time I went to heaven)

A week or so ago I had the (mis)fortune to be heading back to my hometown, the very... green Portland, Oregon, (they compost shit there... when did that start?) for a whirlwind series of family events. I wasn't very excited about my 4 day left coast adventure UNTIL I remembered that my favourite shoe store of all time ever on the face of the earth (Solestruck) has only ONE physical store in.... you guessed it.... PORTLAND, OREGON. So, I made a promise to myself to stop by & make really terrible financial decisions.

Which is just what I did.



Who needs a roof over your head when you can have these GORGEOUS To Be Announced "hikers". (I use the scare quotes here because I seriously doubt they'd be any good for actual hiking... but I haven't been hiking in YEARS, so what do I know? The studs could easily be used to fight off bears.)

hello... I love you.
They are completely badass, & well worth the disgusted look on my mother's face when I handed over my credit card... she doesn't understand!

SOLESTRUCK! PLEASE COME TO NYC. I WILL RUN YOUR STORE SINGLE-HANDEDLY. I USED TO BE IN RETAIL. I COULD DO IT.

some Black Milk x Jeffery Campbell's (LOVE)

this store is just FABULOUS.


Actually... it's probably good they're not here.... it's much easier to just avoid their website.



TIPS:
TBA's run small, so get a size up.
They're also super narrow... if you have wide feet you may wanna look elsewhere.
All that being said- the leather insole & outsole do stretch & soften with time.
These studs are sharp as shit. Perfect for getting into fights... but try not to wound people you actually like.

Friday, August 10, 2012

The Shoe Bitch is GO!

Fashion for the bitch in all of us.

Do you agree with one or more of these statements?
  • You buy shoes before groceries.
  • You believe you can never have too many pairs of shoes.
  • You feel the footwear makes the outfit.
  • Your faith in footwear far exceeds your faith in humanity.
  • A good pair of heels can solve any issue.
  • No price is too high for shoe perfection.
  • You dream of Louboutin's instead of sugarplums.

Yes?
You've come to the right place.

Welcome.

More than just shoes, I'm a well-rounded bitch.